Politicians Score Significant Cash From NFL Owners, Coaches and Players

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Sep 212009
 

This is why you don’t hear anything about Congress investigating The National Football League for steroids.


The San Diego Chargers are hardly professional football’s most prolific team, having advanced to just one Super Bowl – they lost the game – in 43 years.

When playing politics, however, the Chargers are untouchable: Team owners, officials and players have combined to contribute more than $2.4 million to political candidates and committees since the 1990 election cycle, a Center for Responsive Politics analysis of federal campaign finance data indicates.

That’s nearly four times as much as the runner-up Houston Texans, whose associates have contributed more than $623,000 to federal candidates and committees during the past two decades.

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Team Total Democrats Republicans Dem % Repub %
San Diego Chargers
$2,455,200
$40,773
$2,414,427
2%
98%
Houston Texans
$623,456
$4,000
$615,256
1%
99%
Arizona Cardinals
$337,096
$85,950
$251,146
25%
75%
Washington Redskins
$323,000
$8,550
$314,450
3%
97%
National Football League
$322,373
$224,798
$97,075
70%
30%
New York Jets
$261,403
$26,011
$235,392
10%
90%
New Orleans Saints
$257,913
$18,150
$239,763
7%
93%
St Louis Rams
$234,800
$230,050
$4,750
98%
2%
Pittsburgh Steelers
$229,307
$128,892
$100,415
56%
44%
Jacksonville Jaguars
$201,066
$36,564
$164,502
18%
82%
Philadelphia Eagles
$183,500
$156,400
$27,100
85%
15%
Dallas Cowboys
$164,467
$29,600
$134,867
18%
82%
Minnesota Vikings
$131,175
$14,600
$116,575
11%
89%
Kansas City Chiefs
$130,300
$20,950
$109,350
16%
84%
Cincinnati Bengals
$126,200
$1,750
$124,450
1%
99%
Cleveland Browns
$125,526
$41,126
$84,400
33%
67%
New England Patriots
$122,400
$88,200
$24,200
72%
20%
Indianapolis Colts
$117,150
$56,150
$61,000
48%
52%
San Francisco 49ers
$111,121
$93,015
$18,106
84%
16%
Denver Broncos
$110,413
$36,850
$73,563
33%
67%
Miami Dolphins
$108,001
$92,000
$15,751
85%
15%
Baltimore Ravens
$92,471
$34,871
$57,600
38%
62%
Carolina Panthers
$89,018
$34,500
$54,518
39%
61%
Atlanta Falcons
$77,350
$25,950
$51,400
34%
66%
Tampa Bay Buccaneers
$71,883
$34,600
$36,583
48%
51%
Los Angeles Rams
$52,250
$47,250
$5,000
90%
10%
United Football League
$41,100
$41,100
$0
100%
0%
Buffalo Bills
$38,506
$25,006
$13,500
65%
35%
Tennessee Titans
$36,050
$4,450
$31,600
12%
88%
Detroit Lions
$32,751
$20,750
$12,001
63%
37%
New York Giants
$31,000
$8,700
$22,300
28%
72%
Chicago Bears
$28,100
$13,050
$15,050
46%
54%
Seattle Seahawks
$24,402
$13,000
$11,402
53%
47%
Green Bay Packers
$8,750
$2,550
$6,200
29%
71%
Oakland Raiders
$6,800
$4,050
$2,750
60%
40%
Pro Football Hall of Fame
$6,400
$2,650
$3,750
41%
59%
NFL Network
$6,000
$1,900
$4,100
32%
68%
NFL Properties
$3,000
$3,000
$0
100%
0%
Arena Football League
$3,000
$1,000
$2,000
33%
67%
Pro Arena Football
$2,300
$2,300
$0
100%
0%
Los Angeles Raiders
$2,000
$2,000
$0
100%
0%
Detroit Super Bowl XL Host Cmte
$250
$250
$0
100%
0%


Nazi Nancy Pelosi Chokes Up Warning Against Political “Violence”

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Sep 172009
 

It looks like Nancy Pelosi did notice the 9/12 march on Washington! She’s feeling the heat. The American people are standing up and saying NO to her and the rest of the Radical Left and she’s not liking it one bit. She’s worried for her Political career.

I’m a little surprised that her tear ducts still work with all that Botox.

“Dissent is Patriotic!”

The Economy Is So Bad

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Sep 142009
 

If Rodney Dangerfield was alive today, this would be his take on the economy.

The economy is so bad…….

The economy is so bad that I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.

It’s so bad, I ordered a burger at McDonalds and the kid behind the counter asked, “Can you afford fries with that?”

The economy is so bad that CEO’s are now playing miniature golf.

The economy is so bad if the bank returns your check marked “Insufficient Funds,” you call them and ask if they meant you or them.

The economy is so bad Hot Wheels and Matchbox stocks are trading higher than GM.

The economy is so bad Obama met with three small businesses to discuss the Stimulus Package: GE, Pfizer, and Citigroup.

The economy is so bad McDonalds is selling the 1/4 ouncer.

The economy is so bad parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned their children’s names.

The economy is so bad a truckload of Americans was caught sneaking into Mexico.

The economy is so bad Dick Cheney took his stockbroker hunting.

The economy is so bad people in Africa are donating money to Americans.

The economy is so bad Motel Six won’t leave the light on anymore.

The economy is so bad the Mafia is laying off judges.

The economy is so bad Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen.

And finally… Congress finally investigated the Bernard Madoff scandal:
The guy who made $50 Billion disappear was investigated by the people who made $1.5 Trillion disappear!