Confucius Say Jokes Confucius Say: Pessimist, Optimist And Realist February 2, 2016November 13, 2015 gags Pessimist only sees the darkness in the tunnel. Optimist sees a light at the end of the tunnel. Realist sees that that light is in fact a train. The train conductor sees 3 fools on the railroad track.
Confucius Say Funny Confucius Say: Secretary February 1, 2016November 12, 2015 gags Secretary becomes permanent fixture when screwed on desk!
Confucius Say Jokes Confucius Say: Arguments January 31, 2016November 11, 2015 gags A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
Confucius Say Confucius Say: Flattery January 30, 2016November 10, 2015 gags Flattery is half truth and half lie dipped in honey.
Confucius Say Funny Jokes Confucius Say: Sex On Beach January 29, 2016November 9, 2015 gags Sex on beach is like American beer… very near water.
