Confucius Say Jokes Confucius Say: Lemons February 16, 2017December 7, 2016 gags When life hands you lemons, make whisky sours.
Confucius Say Jokes Confucius Say: Failed Math February 15, 2017December 2, 2016 gags I failed math so many times in school, I can’t even count.
Confucius Say Confucius Say: Countries February 14, 2017December 1, 2016 gags In an underdeveloped country, don’t drink the water; in a developed country, don’t breathe the air.
Confucius Say Confucius Say: Men And Mistakes February 13, 2017November 30, 2016 gags All men make mistakes, but married men find out about them sooner.
Confucius Say Confucius Say: Reality February 12, 2017November 29, 2016 gags Reality is a crutch for people who can’t cope with drugs.