Common Sense Evaluation

Confucius Say: Water On The Brain

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Jul 012016

 

Best way to cure water on the brain is with a tap on the head.

 

 

Confucius Say: Irishman On The Roof

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Jun 302016

 

To get an Irishman to climb on the roof, tell him that the drinks are on the house.

 

 

Confucius Say: Meetings

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Jun 292016

 

Meetings are indispensable when you don’t want to do anything.

 

 

Confucius Say: Stranger

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Jun 282016

 

Never have sex with a stranger unless you are stranger than them.

 

 

Confucius Say: Sleep

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Jun 272016

 

People who say they sleep like a baby usually don’t have one.