Common Sense Evaluation

Confucius Say: Miracle Drug

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Aug 252016

 

A miracle drug is one that has now the same price as last year.

 

 

Confucius Say: Chemist

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Aug 242016

 

Chemist who fall in acid, get absorbed in work.

 

 

Confucius Say: Female Politicians

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Aug 232016

 

The reason there are so few female politicians is that it is too much trouble to put makeup on two faces.

 

 

Confucius Say: Birds Of A Feather

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Aug 222016

 

Birds of a feather flock together… then crap on your car.

 

 

Confucius Say: Gypsies

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Aug 212016

 

Gypsies got no babies because gypsies have crystal balls.