Common Sense Evaluation

Confucius Say: Wearing Jeans

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Nov 282016

 

Now that they allow us to wear jeans at the office everyday, I am no longer a slacker.

 

 

Confucius Say: Divorce

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Nov 272016

 

Divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man’s genitals through his wallet.

 

 

Confucius Say: Liberal

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Nov 262016

 

Liberal: One who tolerates all beliefs and opinions except those with which he disagrees.

 

 

Confucius Say: Men’s Clothing

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Nov 252016

 

They should put expiration dates on clothing so we men will know when they go out of style.

 

 

Confucius Say: Happy Turkey Day

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Nov 242016

 

Happy Turkey Day, America! Don’t forget to name the turkey and make everyone uncomfortable.