DC Matic: The Hillary-Approved Email Server!

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Mar 162015
 

Enjoy!

Do you run a government agency but hate complying with the law? Then you need DC Matic, the Hillary Clinton-approved email server!

Here’s how it works:
First you select the government business you’d like to conceal from the public. Then, simply use DC Matic’s proprietary privacy controls to fix the problem. Simple as that!

Having two email addresses is confusing and a terrible idea. And gone are the days of destroying hard drives or creating a fake male alias to secretly conduct business. You Need DC Matic!

 

Computer Terms

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Mar 022015
 

Computer TermsState-of-the-art: Any computer you can’t afford.

Obsolete: Any computer you own.

Microsecond: The time it takes for your state-of-the-art computer to become obsolete.

MacBook Air: Apple’s Mac that makes you say, “Gee, it’s three times faster than the computer I bought for the same price a microsecond ago.”

Syntax Error: Walking into a computer store and saying, “Hi, I want to buy a computer and money is no object.”

Hard Drive: The sales technique employed by computer salesmen, especially after a Syntax Error.

GUI (pronounced “gooey”): What your computer becomes after spilling your coke on it.

Keyboard: The standard way to generate computer errors.

Mouse: An advanced input device to make computer errors easier to generate.

Portable Computer: A device invented to force businessmen to work at home, on vacation, and on business trips.

Disk Crash: A typical computer response to any critical deadline.

System Update: A quick method of trashing ALL of your software.

 

A Tale of Momentum And Inertia

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Jan 072015
 

A cool short and entertaining animated film.

Enjoy!

A rock creature does what he has to do in this really short story from House Special. I love how expressive his face is; it’s the exact opposite of the “stone face” you’d expect. And since it’s just animation, you can laugh without feeling guilty.

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A Tale of Momentum and Inertia

 

Pixel

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Jan 062015
 

This is an incredibly inventive and mesmerizing dance performance that makes use of a fully interactive set that responds in real-time to a team of dancers.

Enjoy!

Pixel is an innovative dance performance conceived by French performance artists Adrien Mondot and Claire Bardainne, known collectively as the Adrien M / Claire B Company, in collaboration with hip-hop choregrapher Cie Kafig. The hour-long performance incorporates a host of digital projection mapping techniques, 11 dancers, and bills itself as “a work on illusion combining energy and poetry, fiction and technical achievement, hip hop and circus.” Pixel premiered at Maison des Arts de Créteil on November 15th of last year, and above is a 3-minute exceprt of the shows most jaw-dropping moments.

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Pixel

 

Joke Of The Day: Frozen Windows

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Dec 302014
 
Rubber Chicken A wife texts her husband on a cold winter’s morning: “Windows frozen.”

Her husband texts back: “Pour some lukewarm water over it.”

The wife texts back 5 minutes later: “Computer completely messed up now.”

 

 

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