Joke Of The Day: The Colonoscopy

Rubber Chicken It was my first time visiting Dr. Putz for a colonoscopy. I went into his office for my very first rectal exam. His new blond nurse, Ethel, took me to an examining room. She told me to get undressed and have a seat until the doctor could see me. She said that he would only be a few minutes. After putting on the gown that she gave me I sat down. While waiting I observed there were three items on a stand next to the exam table:

A Tube of K-Y jelly,

A rubber glove

And a beer.

When Dr. Putz finally came in I said, “Look Doc, I’m a little confused. This is my first exam. I know what the K-Y is for, and I know what the glove is for, but can you tell me what the BEER is for?”

At that, Doctor Putz became noticeably outraged and stormed over to the door. He flung the door open and yelled to his new blonde nurse:

“Damn it, Ethel! I said a BUTT light.“

 

 

 

Colonoscopy Prank

Colonoscopy Prank

 
Prankster Jack Vale surprises colonoscopy patients after waking up from anesthesia, by showing them the things they found in their butts.

Enjoy!


Colonoscopy Prank

To promote colon cancer awareness, prankster Jack Vale teamed up with the Colon Cancer Alliance to prank some post-op colonoscopy patients and spread a few smiles.

While the patients were still a bit groggy from the anesthesia, nurse Jack showed them a slew of crazy products the doctors supposedly found during the procedure.

Most patients couldn’t help but laugh in confusion

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(Lookin’ Up My) Back Door

The divine Ms. Butt Meddler.

Enjoy!

Video Description:

Time for your colonoscopy? Got a friend turning fifty? Take a “wild ride on a flying scope” with this digestive ditty sure to make your toes and bowels move! The divine Ms. Butt Meddler, known for her cheeky and probing insight, will bring you laughter and the intestinal fortitude you need for your own personal periscopic procedure with this charming bowel ballad.

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