Video Description:
This Mona Lisa must be totally wired, because she’s made of 3,604 cups of coffee. Made for the Rocks Aroma Festival in Sydney, Australia (“a divine world of coffee, chocolate, tea and spice”), last summer, this “painting” was made with various coffee orders – black, a splash of milk, mostly milk. How will they top it this year?
Have you ever wondered what it would be like to drink out of the toilet? Uh, well, me neither. But someone must have because they created this hilarious toilet mug. The great thing about it is that it’s not one of those gag gifts that one just opens, laughs at and then puts away in the cupboard for ever. It’s a gag gift that is actually usefull. For one, you can drink out of it. The full effect is acheived when milk is added to coffee or tea. I don’t have to explain why, do I? You can also use it as a bowl (after all, it is called a toilet bowl).
If those uses seem a little too gross for you, then you can use it as a candy dish. It’s sure to get noticed on the coffee table. I guarantee it. Or why not use it as a planter or as a dish for loose change? Of course the toilet mug is perfectly suited for use in the bathroom. Use it to hold soaps, disposable razors, or anything else you can think of. It’s a perfect shaving bowl too. It’s original, funny, nice looking and usefull. What more could you ask for? A urinal mug? I don’t think that would work. Anyway, if you have a good sense of humor, then I don’t have to try and convince you. Just get one already.
You Know You’re Drinking Too Much Coffee When:
An Irish woman of advanced age visited her physician to ask his advice in reviving her husband’s libido.
“What about trying Viagra?” asked the doctor
“Not a chance”, she said. “He won’t even take an aspirin.”
“Not a problem,” replied the doctor. “Give him an ‘Irish Viagra’.
It’s when you drop the Viagra tablet into his coffee. He won’t even taste it. Give it a try and call me in a week to let me know how things went.”
It wasn’t a week later when she called the doctor, who directly inquired as to her progress.
The poor dear exclaimed, “Oh, faith, bejaysus and begorrah!T’was horrid! Just terrible, doctor!”
“Really? What happened?” asked the doctor.
“Well, I did as you advised and slipped it in his coffee and the effect was almost immediate.
He jumped straight up, with a twinkle in his eye and with his pants a-bulging fiercely! With one swoop of his arm, he sent me cups and tablecloth flying, ripped me clothes to tatters and took me then and there passionately on the tabletop! It was a nightmare, I tell you, an absolute nightmare!”
“Why so terrible?” asked the doctor, “Do you mean the sex your husband provided wasn’t good?”
“Feckin jaysus, ’twas the best sex I’ve had in 25 years! But sure as I’m sitting here, I’ll never be able to show me face in Starbucks again!”
