Random Riddle: 2-13-2014

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Feb 132014
 
Mr. Jones filed a lawsuit against the company he worked for. He claimed that the company he worked for was drugging him to make him a better worker. He claimed that the coffee the company provided contained a drug called Trimethylxanthine. Trimethylxanthine is an addictive drug that increases alertness, improves concentration, and gives you a euphoric feeling. It operates using the same mechanisms that amphetamines, cocaine, and heroin use to stimulate the brain only to a lesser degree. When the coffee was tested it was found that it did contain large amounts of Trimethylxanthine. But, Mr. Jones did not win his lawsuit. Why?
 
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Joke Of The Day: Loud Music

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Jan 312014
 
Rubber Chicken Life just gets better as you get older doesn’t it?

I was in a Starbucks Coffee recently when my stomach started rumbling and I realized that I desperately needed to fart.

The place was packed but the music was really loud so to get relief and reduce embarrassment I timed my farts to the beat of the music.

After a couple of songs I started to feel much better.

I finished my coffee and noticed that everyone was staring at me.
I suddenly remembered that I was listening to the music on my I-pod.

This is what happens when old people start using technology.

 

 

Coffee To Coins For The Homeless

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Dec 112013
 

Magician Rahat goes around town finding homeless people and uses magic to make their day by turning coffee into coins.

How it’s done.

For his latest project, Magician Rahat took a page out of David Blaine’s book of magic.

He approached homeless and needy people and said all he could offer them was a cup of coffee.

But then, he magically turned the coffee into cold hard cash. A cup full of change.

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