Simple but effective!
A greedy chipmunk kept coming back for more so I decided to take action….
Don’t worry I didn’t hurt the little fella… and he/she kept coming back for more after.
| Mr. Jones filed a lawsuit against the company he worked for. He claimed that the company he worked for was drugging him to make him a better worker. He claimed that the coffee the company provided contained a drug called Trimethylxanthine. Trimethylxanthine is an addictive drug that increases alertness, improves concentration, and gives you a euphoric feeling. It operates using the same mechanisms that amphetamines, cocaine, and heroin use to stimulate the brain only to a lesser degree. When the coffee was tested it was found that it did contain large amounts of Trimethylxanthine. But, Mr. Jones did not win his lawsuit. Why? |
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Life just gets better as you get older doesn’t it?
I was in a Starbucks Coffee recently when my stomach started rumbling and I realized that I desperately needed to fart. The place was packed but the music was really loud so to get relief and reduce embarrassment I timed my farts to the beat of the music. After a couple of songs I started to feel much better. I finished my coffee and noticed that everyone was staring at me. This is what happens when old people start using technology. |
Magician Rahat goes around town finding homeless people and uses magic to make their day by turning coffee into coins.
For his latest project, Magician Rahat took a page out of David Blaine’s book of magic.
He approached homeless and needy people and said all he could offer them was a cup of coffee.
But then, he magically turned the coffee into cold hard cash. A cup full of change.
