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Joke Of The Day: Returning A Christian
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A Jewish man sends his son to Israel to live there for a while. Eventually he returns home and he is now a Christian. The man finds this to be odd and mentions it to his friend.
The friend listens, thinks for a moment and says, “That’s odd. I sent my son to Israel as a Jew and he returned as a Christian.” So the two of them went to see the Rabbi. They told the Rabbi the story of how they had both sent their sons to Israel as Jews, and how both sons had returned as Christians. The Rabbi listened, thought for a minute and then said “That’s odd. I also sent my son to Israel as a Jew and he returned as a Christian.” So the three of them decide to go to Israel to find out what’s going on over there. The arrive and go straight to the Western Wall to pray. They explain to God all about how they sent their sons to Israel as Jews and how the all returned as Christians.” There is a long silence, and then God begins to speak saying, “That’s odd . . . ”
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Radical Islam Vs. Radical Christianity
Radical Islam Vs. Radical Christianity. A social experiment.
https://youtu.be/516czVdGsLY
Vlogger “Joey Salads” uploaded a “social experiment” to YouTube on Monday that juxtaposed reactions to a man screaming “Allahu Akbar!” and “Praise Jesus!” while running by random citizens. Each character dropped a bomb-like device, although the Muslim character wore a white thwab.
Roughly 750,000 people watched the video, which shows citizens running in fear from the Muslim “terrorist” while offering confused shrugs when a “Christian terrorist” appears.
Joke Of The Day: The Christian and the Atheist
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There’s a little old Christian lady living next door to an atheist. Every morning the lady comes out onto her front porch and shouts “Praise the Lord!”.
The atheist yells back, “There is no God”. She does this every morning with the same result. As time goes on, the lady runs into financial difficulties and has trouble buying food. She goes out onto the porch and asks God for help with groceries, then says “Praise the Lord”. The next morning she goes out onto the porch and there’s the groceries she asked for, and of course, she shouts “Praise the Lord!”. The atheist jumps out from behind a bush and says, “Ha, I bought those groceries – there is no God”. The lady looks at him and smiles, she shouts “Praise the Lord, not only did you provide for me Lord, you made Satan pay for the groceries!”
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