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Joke Of The Day: Chinese Vitality

Rubber Chicken A Chinese man arranges for a hooker to come to his room for the evening.

Once in the room they undress, climb into bed, and go at it. When finished, the Chinese man jumps up, runs over to the window, takes a deep breath, dives under the bed, climbs out the other side, jumps back into bed with the hooker and commences to repeat the performance.

The hooker is impressed with the gusto of the second encounter.

When finished, the Chinese man jumps up, runs over to the window, takes a deep breath, dives under the bed, climbs out the other side, jumps back into bed with the hooker and starts again.

The hooker is amazed as this sequence is repeated four times. During the fifth encore, she decides to try it herself.

So when they are done she jumps up, goes to the window and takes a deep breath of fresh air, dives under the bed, and…. finds four Chinese men.

 

 

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Joke Of The Day: The Cliff

Rubber Chicken A Chinese man, a Mexican man, a Black man, and a White man are standing by the edge of a cliff.

The Chinese guy says,” This is for all my ninjas back in China.” and he jumps off the cliff.

The Mexican guy says,” This is for all my amigos back in Mexico.” and jumps off the cliff.

Then, the Black guy says,” This is for all my brothas back in Brooklyn.” and pushes the White guy off the cliff.

 

 

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Joke Of The Day: The Chinese Construction Worker

Rubber Chicken A foreman at a construction site gathers three of his workers: an Irishman, an Italian and a Chinese.

He says to the Irishman, “you’re in charge of Sweeping, I want this whole area swept up before I get back”.

He says to the Italian, “You’re in charge of shoveling. I want that pile shoveled into the truck so they can haul it away.”

He says to the Chinaman, “You’re in charge of supplies. No make sure that all gets done before I get back.”

Three hours later, he returns and none of the work is done.

The Irishman says, “I couldn’t find a broom. You left the China man in charge of supplies and he disappeared.”

The Italian says “And I couldn’t find a shovel”.

So the foreman starts walking and looking for the China man. Just then, the China man jumps out from behind a pillar and screams “SUPPLIES!!”

 

 

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Joke Of The Day: Hans Olaffsen

Rubber Chicken This guy is walking through Chinatown and sees a building with a sign “Hans Olaffsen’s Laundry.” “Hans Olaffsen?”, he thinks. “How in the world does that fit in here?”

So, he walks into the shop and sees an old Chinese gentleman sitting in the corner. The visitor asks, “How in the world did this place get a name like Hans Olaffsen’s Laundry?”

The old man answers “Is name of owner.”

The visitor asks “Well, who is the owner?”

“I am he,” answers the old man.

“You? How did you ever get a name like Hans Olaffsen?”

The old man replies, “Many years ago when I come to this country, I was standing in line at Documentation Center. Man in front of me was big blonde Swede. Lady look at him and go, “What your name?” He say, ” Hans Olaffsen.” She look at me say, “What your name?” I say, “Sam Ting.”

 

 

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