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Joke Of The Day
Walking through San Francisco’s Chinatown, a tourist from the Midwest was enjoying the artistry of all the Chinese restaurants, shops, signs and banners when he turned a corner and saw a building with the sign “Moishe Plotnik’s Laundry.”
“Moishe Plotnik?” he wondered.
How does that belong in Chinatown ?
He walked into the shop and saw a fairly standard looking dry cleaner, although he could see that the proprietors were clearly aware of the uniqueness of the store name as there were baseball hats, T-shirts and coffee mugs emblazoned with the logo Moishe Plotnik’s Chinese Laundry.
The tourist selected a coffee cup as a conversation piece to take back to his office. Behind the counter was a smiling old Chinese gentleman who thanked him for his purchase.
The tourist asked, “Can you explain how this place got a name like Moishe Plotnik’s Laundry?”
The old man answered, “Ah..evleebody ask me dat. It name of owner.”
Looking around, the tourist asked, “Is he here now?”
“It me. Me him!” replied the old man.
“Really? You’re Chinese. How did you ever get a Jewish name like Moishe Plotnik?”
“It simple” said the old man. “Many, many year ago I come to this country. I standing in line at Documentation Center of Immigration. Man in front of me was Jewish man from Poland.”
Lady at counter look at him and say to him “What your name?”
He say to her, “Moishe Plotnik.”
Then she look at me and say, “What your name?”
I say, “Sam Ting.”
Chinese Philosophy
How True! Chinese Philosophy
When without money, keep pigs;
When have money, keep dogs.
When without money, eat wild vege at home ;
When have money, eat same wild vege in fine restaurant.
When without money, ride bicycle;
When have money, ride exercise machine.
When without money, wish to get married;
When have money, wish to get divorced.
When without money, wife becomes secretary;
When have money, secretary becomes wife.
When without money, act like rich man;
When with money, act like poor man.
Joke Of The Day
Su Wong marries Lee Wong. The next year, the Wongs have a new baby. The nurse brings out a lovely, healthy, bouncy, but definitely a Caucasian, WHITE baby boy.
‘Congratulations,’ says the nurse to the new parents. ‘Well Mr. Wong, what will you and Mrs. Wong name the baby?’
The puzzled father looks at his new baby boy and says, ‘Well, two Wong’s don’t make a white, so I think we will name him…
Sum Ting Wong
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