Joke Of The Day: The Kindergarten Pupil And The Cat

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Sep 082012
 

Rubber ChickenA kindergarten pupil told his teacher he’d found a cat, but it was dead. “How do you know that the cat was dead?” she asked her pupil.

“Because I pissed in its ear and it didn’t move,” answered the child innocently.

“You did WHAT?!?” the teacher exclaimed in surprise.

“You know,” explained the boy, “I leaned over and went ‘Pssst!’ and it didn’t move.”

 

 

Joke Of The Day: Vanishing Cream

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Aug 142012
 

During a dinner party, the hosts’ two little children entered the dinning room totally nude and walked slowly around the table. The parents were so embarrassed that they pretended nothing was happening and kept he conversation going. The guests cooperated and also continued as if nothing extraordinary was happening.

After going all the way around the room, the children left, and there was a moment of silence at the table, during which one child was heard to say, “You see, it is vanishing cream!”

Joke Of The Day

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Aug 022012
 

A young child was having a physical examination before entering school.

The doctor asked him, “Have you ever had any trouble with your ears and nose?”

“Sure,” answered the boy. “They always get in my way when I’m taking off my T-shirt.”

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