Joke Of The Day: Vanishing Cream

During a dinner party, the hosts’ two little children entered the dinning room totally nude and walked slowly around the table. The parents were so embarrassed that they pretended nothing was happening and kept he conversation going. The guests cooperated and also continued as if nothing extraordinary was happening.

After going all the way around the room, the children left, and there was a moment of silence at the table, during which one child was heard to say, “You see, it is vanishing cream!”

Joke Of The Day

A young child was having a physical examination before entering school.

The doctor asked him, “Have you ever had any trouble with your ears and nose?”

“Sure,” answered the boy. “They always get in my way when I’m taking off my T-shirt.”

Joke Of The Day

Charlie was playing with his little brother Mickey when the little boy asked whether he could fly like Superman.

“Sure you can, Mickey,” Charlie said, “Just flap your arms really *really* hard.”

So Mickey climbed up on the windowsill, started flapping like mad, jumped, then smashed into the ground six stories below.

Horrified, their mother came screaming into the room and said, “What the hell happened?!?”

Charlie said, “I was just teaching Mickey not to believe everything someone tells him.”

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