Joke Of The Day: Would I Get Into Heaven?
A Sunday school teacher asked the children in her class, “If I sold my house and my car, had a big garage sale and gave all my money to the church, would I get into Heaven?”
“No!” the children all answered.
“If I cleaned the church every day, mowed the yard, and kept everything neat and tidy, would I get into Heaven?”
Again the answer was “No!”
“Well”, she continued, “then how can I get into Heaven?”
A five-year-old boy shouted out, “You gotta be dead!”
Joke Of The Day: Absent From School
A little boy did not go to school one day. The next day when the teacher asked him why, he said “Our cow was on heat, so I had to take her to the Bull”.
“How disgusting” said the teacher “I am sure your father could have done that”
“No ma’m, he couldn’t have” said the little sod “It has to be the Bull”.


