Two crows were in a field when they noticed a figure that looked like a man in the distance
“See that over there? What is that?” Says the first crow
The second crows took a long look, “That’s a scarecrow. Looks authentic, doesn’t it”
“How can you tell it’s a scarecrow and not a person?” Replies the first crow
“Look at its hand. No cellphone” says the second crow
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