Joke Of The Day: Cell Phone Etiquette

Rubber ChickenAfter a tiring day, a commuter settled down in her seat and closed her eyes. As the train rolled out of the station, the guy sitting next to her pulled out his cell phone and started talking in a loud voice:

“Hi sweetheart, its Eric. I am on the train.”

“Yes, I know it’s the six thirty and not the four thirty, but I had a long meeting”.

“No, honey, not with that blonde from the accounts office. It was with the boss”.

“No sweetheart, you’re the only one in my life”.

“Yes, I’m sure, cross my heart”

Fifteen minutes later, he was still talking loudly. When the young woman sitting next to him had enough, she leaned over and said into the phone,

“Eric, hang up the phone and come back to bed.”

Eric doesn’t use his cell phone in public any longer :-)

 

 

Obama Clause Is Coming To Town

you better not work.
you better not try.
you better not earn.
I’m telling you why.
Obama Claus is coming to town.

he sees you when you’re building.
he wants what you all make.
he’ll tell the 47 per cent.
that being rich is a mistake.

oh you better not work.
you better not try.
you better not earn.
I’m telling you why.
Obama Claus is coming to town.

he’ll tell you to be thankful.
to bow down and give thanks.
or he’ll send you to a FEMA camp.
to get your thinking “straight”.

oh you better not work.
you better not try.
you better not earn.
I’m telling you why.
Obama Claus is coming to town.

he’ll give you a free cell phone.
say Obamacare is great.
he’ll tell you being a success.
is something you should hate.

oh you better not work.
you better not try.
you better not earn.
I’m telling you why.
Obama Claus is coming to town

Bruce Lee – Playing Ping Pong With Nunchucks

A lot of people actually think this is real film footage of Bruce Lee playing ping pong with a pair of nunchucks. It’s not. It’s a Nokia ad for a Bruce Lee version of their N96!

It is entertaining nevertheless.

The person is not Bruce Lee but a Chinese national who has won multiple Bruce Lee lookalike contests in China. He is also a student of Jeet Kune Do.

The video was shot using a background sound of people playing ping pong so that “Bruce” and the ping pong player / players know when to “hit” the ball.

The ball was later superimposed into the video + sound and all.

Source…

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