Cat Wrangling

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Feb 012011
 

If the Super Bowl proves one thing it’s that you don’t have to have a viable company to have a successful Super Bowl Commercial. Just pony up the cash and you’re good.

One such company was called EDS. No one at the time knew what that company did and know still does to this day. It doesn’t matter because the unknown company that had no reason to make a Super Bowl ad make one of the best ever.

A few years back the epic “Cat Wrangling” commercial appeared. And it was awesome. Cats are wrangled like cattle across the plains,…. just like they should be.

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Joke Of The Day

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Oct 272010
 

A kindergarten pupil told his teacher he’d found a cat, but it was dead. “How do you know that the cat was dead?” she asked her pupil.

“Because I pissed in its ear and it didn’t move,” answered the child innocently.

“You did WHAT?! ?” the teacher exclaimed in surprise.

“You know,” explained the boy, “I leaned over and went ‘Pssst!’ and it didn’t move.”

Joke Of The Day

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Aug 122010
 

A man takes his hamster to the vet, and after a short look at the creature the vet pronounces it dead.

Not happy with the vet’s diagnosis the man asks for a second opinion.

The vet gives a whistle and in strolls a Labrador dog. The dog nudges the hamster around with its nose and sniffs it a couple of times before shaking his head.

“There” says the vet,” Your hamster is dead”.

Still not happy the man asks for a third opinion. The vet opens the back door and in bounds a cat. The cat jumps onto the table and looks the hamster up and down for a few minutes before looking up and shaking it’s head.

“It’s definitely dead sir”, says the vet.

Convinced, the man enquires how much he owes. “That will be $1,000, please”.

“$1,000 just to tell me my hamster is dead” fumes the man.

“Well”, says the vet, “There’s my diagnosis, the lab report and the cat scan”.

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