Remember… always think things through. This person would definitely be an Obama Voter if they lived in America.
Unlucky Russian driver trying to start a car with a trolleybus. Epic towing fail. This is the mother of all towing fails! This is the perfect meanwhile in Russia clip.
Russian driver covertly ties his broken down car to a stopped city bus.
Two bowling teams, one of all Liberals and one of all Conservatives, charter a double-decker bus for a week-end gambling trip to Louisiana . The Conservative team rode on the bottom of the bus, and the Liberal team rode on the top level.
The Conservative team down below really whooped it up, having a great time, when one of them realized he hadn’t heard anything from the Liberals upstairs. He decided to go up and investigate.
When the Conservative reached the top, he found all the Liberals frozen in fear, staring straight ahead at the road, clutching the seats in front of them with white knuckles.
The Conservative asked, “What the heck’s going on up here? We’re having a great time downstairs!”
One of the Liberals looked up at him, swallowed hard and whispered…
“YEAH, BUT YOU’VE GOT A DRIVER
A woman with really hairy underarms boards a crowded bus.
Unable to find a seat, she settles for hanging onto one of the poles.
A drunk man next to her stares at her for three minutes, then tells her, “I love a woman that does aerobics.”
The woman replies angrily, “I don’t DO aerobics!”
The drunk man then looks at the woman and says, “Then how did you get your leg up so high?”
Clearly not everyone was happy with the president coming through Lorain County in Ohio yesterday.
