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Today I saw a car parked with a bumper sticker that said “I miss New York”
So I smashed his window in and stole his radio.
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Tag: Bumper Stickers
Joke Of The Day: Parking Problem At Church
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A few years ago, I caught a story on the radio about a Baptist church that had a problem. It was with the Methodists down the street. Some Baptists were unable to find a space in their own parking lot because members of the nearby Methodist church, which met earlier than the Baptists, got there first. So the Baptist church had a problem.
Now, they COULD have towed the Methodist’s cars away. Or, they COULD have patrolled their lot Sunday mornings. Or, they COULD have written a letter to the offending church members imploring them to park elsewhere. But they didn’t. Instead, they did something else. One Sunday morning they stuck a bumper sticker to every car in the lot — Baptist and Methodist alike. They all got one. The sticker read: “I’M PROUD TO BE A BAPTIST!”
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