Joke Of The Day: Lady’s Medical Examination

Rubber Chicken During a lady’s medical examination, the British doctor says, “Your heart, lungs, pulse and blood pressure are all fine. Now let me see the part that gets you ladies into all kinds of trouble.”

The lady starts taking off her undies but is interrupted by the doctor.

“No! No! …. Just stick out your tongue!”

 

 

ISIS Fed Murdered Son To His Own Mother

ISIS Fed Murdered Son To His Own Mother

Beyond evil!

A British fighter who travelled to Iraq to stop the Islamic State claims the terror group fed a murdered kidnap victim to his own mother after she went to their headquarters and demanded to see him.

Yasir Abdulla, a security guard from Keighley, West Yorkshire decided to go to Iraq and fight against ISIS after hearing they came within six miles of taking control of his home village in Kurdistan, which he left in 2000.

It has been reported that the 36-year-old bought a set to combat fatigues online for £100 before going to Kurdistan and buying an assault rifle.

He then joined hundreds of other Kurdish and Peshmerga forces who are trying to stop the spread of ISIS by patrolling a ten-mile front line in Iraq.

Mr Abdulla returned to the UK last week but told The Sun how an elderly Kurdish woman, whose son was captured by ISIS and taken to Mosul, went to meet the jihadis to try and secure his release and was then fed his body.

The father of four told the newspaper: ‘She was determined to find her son and went to ISIS headquarters and asked to see him.

‘The ISIS men told her to sit down because she had travelled a long way and said she should have some food before they took her to meet her son.

‘They brought her cups of tea and fed her a meal of cooked meat, rice and soup. She thought they were kind.

‘But they had killed him and chopped him up and after she finished the meal and asked to see her son they laughed and said “You’ve just eaten him.”‘

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British Man Adopts Pygmy Goat

Warning: you will want a pygmy goat too if you watch this video.

Benjamin is an orphaned 5 week old pygmy goat who lives with Tom at Pot House Hamlet, Silkstone, Barnsley, S754JU.

Benjamin’s is one of twins but his mother didn’t take to him. There appeared to be little hope for the baby boy so in stepped Tom. Tom has been hand rearing the baby goat day and night and now he has turned a corner and really healthy.

Benjamin follows Tom everywhere at Pot House Hamlet, he meets and greets the customers and loves to skip and jump around the place.

Ian White from the BBC visited Pot House Hamlet to produce a segment for the news.

Pot House Hamlet is a tourist attraction based on the edge of the Pennines, in the rural village of Silkstone in Barnsley, Yorkshire.

We have plenty to see and do here so pop down and visit.

Pot House Hamlet, The place to visit!

Footage and production by BBC Yorkshire

 

British Man Adopts Pygmy Goat

 

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