This is how you do it!
In his ongoing series Bryce Chartwell offers his not inconsiderable advice on how to pour the perfect glass of water. Contrary to popular opinion (something Bryce is never unduly influenced by) this is actually harder than it may first appear. Bryce walks the viewer through the left-handed “De Fluge” technique, first developed in the spas of Europe in the late 19th century.
Enjoy!
The Jockstrap Raiders is a Student Academy Award winning animated short film about a group of misfits during world war I. It takes place in Leeds, England where our heroes are all excluded from the war due to various abnormalities. Threatened by the invading German Kaiser and his army, they must learn to become a team and overcome their deficiencies in order to save Britain, and the world.
A man took his Rottweiler to the vet and said “My dog’s cross-eyed, is there anything you can do for him?”
“Well,” said the vet, “lets have a look at him.” So he picks the dog up and has a good look at its eyes.
“Hmm,” says the vet, “I’m going to have to put him down”
“Just because he’s cross-eyed?” says the man.
“No, because he’s heavy,” says the vet.
Russian roulette may be a more dangerous game, but the world egg russian roulette championships in Swaton, Lincolnshire, is just as nail biting.
The annual event sees each competitor pick an egg out of a box of six. Five have been hard boiled, but one is left raw.
The eggs are then smashed against the competitors faces, meaning the unlucky challenger is left, literally, with egg on their face.
The eventual winner was England’s Jerry Cullen.