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Q: What do you call a man with an arrow through his neck?
A: An ambulance you heartless bastard.
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Tag: British Humor
Dressage Without the Horses
Enjoy!
A funny skit which shows how some people make take horse dressage seriously, even when the horses aren’t actually there…
This is a clip from the Channel 4 sketch show Absolutely, written by and starring Pete Baikie, Morwenna Banks, Jack Docherty, Moray Hunter, Gordon Kennedy and John Sparkes:
If you enjoyed this clip, please buy the Absolutely Everything DVD Boxset – available in shops now and online.
I do not own this program – this video is solely to promote the series and the actors and writers who star in the clip.
British Humor As It Used To Be
British humor as it used to be : Absolutely and unapologetically politically incorrect.
It has been announced that the police are going to be allowed to use water cannons on rioters. They are putting in some âTideâ washing powder to stop the coloureds from running.
Two Muslims have crashed a speedboat into the Thames barrier in London ⊠Police think it might be the start of Ram-a-dam.
Following the riots in Tottenham, itâs important to remind ourselves that not all black people are stereotypical liars, thieves and arsonists.
Many are drug dealers.
Riots in Birmingham last month caused over ÂŁ1 million worth of improvements
Muslims have gone on the rampage in Manchester, killing anyone whoâs English. Police fear the death toll could be as high as 8 or 9.
Theyâve had to cancel the pantomime âJack & the Beanstalkâ in Birmingham, Bristol, Oldham, Bradford, Burnley, Leicester, Manchester and London. Apparently the giant couldnât smell any Englishmen.
Years ago it was suggested that, âAn apple a day keeps the doctor away.â But, since all the doctors are now Muslim, Iâve found that a bacon sandwich works great!
Police in London have found a bomb outside a mosqueâŠ
Theyâve told the public not to panic as theyâve managed to push it inside.
During last nightâs high winds an African family was killed by a falling tree. A spokesman for the Birmingham City council said âWe didnât even know they were living up thereâ.
Jamaican minorities in the UK have complained that there are not enough television shows with minorities in mind, so Crimewatch is being shown 5 times a week now.
I was reading in the paper today about this dwarf that got pick pocketed. How could anyone stoop so low.
I was walking down the road when I saw an Afghan bloke standing on a fifth floor balcony, shaking a carpet. I shouted up to him, âWhatâs up Abdul, wonât it start?â
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