Q: Why do blondes use so much shampoo?
A: The instructions read: LATHER, RINSE, REPEAT.
So she asks the farmer next door what to do.
He says to cut one of their tails off.
So she does.
But then the other horse’s tail gets caught in a bush and rips off. So she can’t tell them apart again.
She asks the farmer for advice a second time.
He tells her to cut one of the horses ears.
So she does.
But then the other horse gets its ear ripped in a barbed wire fence. She is still confused.
She asks the farmer what to do. He tells her to measure them.
She comes back and says, “The white horse is 2 inches taller than the black horse!”