Q: Why was the blonde looking in the refrigerator?
A: Because The Orange Juice said concentrate.
Tag: Blondes
Joke Of The Day
A blonde buys two horses and she can’t tell them apart.
So she asks the farmer next door what to do.
He says to cut one of their tails off.
So she does.
But then the other horse’s tail gets caught in a bush and rips off. So she can’t tell them apart again.
She asks the farmer for advice a second time.
He tells her to cut one of the horses ears.
So she does.
But then the other horse gets its ear ripped in a barbed wire fence. She is still confused.
She asks the farmer what to do. He tells her to measure them.
She comes back and says, “The white horse is 2 inches taller than the black horse!”
Joke Of The Day
Well, there was this blonde who just got sick and tired of all the blonde jokes. So one evening she went home and memorized all the state capitals.
Back in the office the next day, some guy started telling a dumb blonde joke. She interrupted him with a shrill announcement, “I’ve had it up to here with these blonde jokes. I want you to know that this blonde went home last night and did something probably none of you could do…I memorized all the state capitals.”
One of the guys, of course, said “I don’t believe you. What is the capital of Nevada?”
“N”, she answered.
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