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Girl In A Country Song

Maddie & Tae – Girl In A Country Song

This song and video pokes fun at the way women tend to be portrayed in country music today.

Enjoy!

Maddie Marlow grew up in Sugar Land, Texas, performing in talent shows and writing songs. Meanwhile in Ada, Oklahoma, Tae Dye mastered the National Anthem by singing at her older brothers’ baseball tournaments and competition in festivals. At the age of 15, the pair met through their vocal coach — who had an operation in Houston, near Maddie, and in Dallas, two hours from Tae — during a showcase in North Texas.

“I heard Maddie’s voice and thought she was so good,” Tae recalls. While some girls would’ve seen her as the competition, I was just excited to have made a friend who had the same passion as I did!”

“Both of us have such a huge amount of respect for each other,” Maddie adds. “When we started harmonizing together that first time, we knew there was something special there.”

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Maddie & Tae - Girl In A Country Song

 

Jokes

Joke Of The Day: Two Blonde Genies

Rubber Chicken A white guy is walking along a beach when he comes across a lamp partially buried in the sand. He picks up the lamp and gives it a rub.

Two Blonde Genies appear, and they tell him he has been granted three wishes. The guy makes his three wishes and the Blonde Genies disappear.

The next thing the guy knows, he’s in a bedroom in a golf course mansion and surrounded by a dozens of beautiful women. After he finally makes love to all of them, he begins to explore this fabulous mansion.

Suddenly he feels something soft under his feet and he looks down and all the floors are covered in $100 bills several inches deep.

Then there’s a knock at the door. He answers it and standing there are two persons dressed in Ku Klux Klan outfits. They drag him outside to the nearest tree, throw a rope over a limb and hang him by the neck until he’s dead.

As the Klansmen are walking away, they remove their hoods. It’s the two Blonde Genies. One Blonde Genie says to they other one, “I can understand the first wish having all these beautiful women in a big mansion to make love to….I can also understand him wanting to be a multi millionaire….but why he wanted to be hung like a black guy is beyond me.”

 

 

Jokes

Joke Of The Day: The Race

Rubber Chicken There was a competition to cross the English Channel doing only the breaststroke, and the three women who entered the race were a brunette, a redhead and a blonde.

After approximately 14 hours, the brunette staggered up on the shore and was declared the fastest. About 40 minutes later, the redhead crawled up on the shore and was declared the second place finisher.

Nearly 4 hours after that, the blonde finally came ashore and promptly collapsed in front of the worried onlookers.

When the reporters asked why it took her so long to complete the race, she replied, “I don’t want to sound like I’m a sore loser, but I think those two other girls were using their arms.”

 

 

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