Joke Of The Day: Checking the Mailbox

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Sep 102025
 
Joke Of The Day: Checking the Mailbox A man was in his front yard mowing grass when his attractive blonde female neighbor came out of the house and went straight to the mailbox. She opened it then closed and went back into the house.

A little later, she came out of her house again and went to the mailbox. She opened and shut it again. Angrily, she went back to the house.

As the man was getting ready to edge the lawn, she came out again, marched to the mailbox, opened it and then slammed it harder than ever.

Puzzled by her actions, the man asked her: “Is something wrong?”

To which she replied: “There certainly is! My stupid computer keeps saying: You’ve got mail!”

 

 

 

 

Joke Of The Day: Pepsi One

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Mar 292025
 
Joke Of The Day: Pepsi One Three blondes had just bought a can of Pepsi One and were anxious to try it for the first time.

So the first blonde opened the can, and then the second blonde poured it into three glasses.

The third blonde eyed the three glasses suspiciously and said, “I wonder which one has the calorie?”

 

 

 

 

Joke Of The Day: Leaving Early

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Jul 132024
 
Joke Of The Day: Leaving Early Three girls are at work, and their female boss is leaving early for the day. The brunette also suggests to leave early as their boss will not notice. So that afternoon, they all leave early.

One spends time with her son and enjoys her time off.

The redhead does her gardening and has an early night.

The blonde goes home and hears sounds in her bedroom, she walks upstairs quietly open her bedroom door and finds her boss in bed with her hubby, shuts the door and leaves the house.

On the next day, the brunette goes on, asking: “Shall we leave early again today?” The blonde says: “No way, I nearly got caught”!

 

 

 

 

Joke Of The Day: Dumb-Blonde Jokes

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Mar 222024
 
Joke Of The Day: Dumb-Blonde Jokes A ventriloquist comes onto the stage with his dummy and starts his act. One bit requires his dummy to tell Dumb-Blonde Jokes. After a few jokes, an angry blonde woman finally stands up and starts speaking her mind.

“I have had it with the stereotyping of all blondes being stupid!” the woman yells, and she continues ranting on about this.

Finally, the ventriloquist says, “Sorry ma’am …”

The woman cuts him off by saying, “You stay out of this. I’m talkin’ to the dummy.”