Tag: Blacks
Joke Of The Day: Praying For Food
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A Mexican family crosses over the border to the Land of Milk and Honey where the streets are paved with gold. But the husband can find no work.
His family is hungry, so he takes a walk to a quiet place at the foot of a big hill, kneels at the base of a tree, and begins to pray: “Sweet Jesus, please show me a way to feed my family…” Eyes closed, the Mexican does not see the Black man coming over the top of the hill, who is stumbling wildly with a broken grocery sack. When the Mexican man opens his eyes, a large wheel of cheddar cheese rolls down the hill and lands at his feet! “Oh, thank you Jesus, thank you!” he cries, grabs the cheese, and runs straight home. Upon returning home, he gives the cheese to his wife and instructs her to make nachos. “But wouldn’t you rather have cheese enchiladas and burritos and other things?” she inquires. “No,”the husband says, “Jesus sent this to me with a message… As I ran home, I kept hearing Him yell, ‘THAT’S NACHO CHEESE! THAT’S NACHO CHEESE!’ |
Joke Of The Day: Turner Brown
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A skinny little Irishman goes into an elevator, looks up and sees this huge black guy standing next to him.
The big guy sees the little Irishman staring at him, he looks down and says: ‘7 feet tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch penis, 3 pounds of testicles, Turner Brown.’ The little Irishman faints and falls to the floor. The big guy kneels down, shakes him, and brings him to. The big guy says, ‘What’s wrong with you?’ In a weak voice the little guy says, ‘What did you say to me?’ The big dude says, ‘I saw your curious look and I figured I’d just give you the answers to the questions everyone always asks me….. I’m 7 feet tall, I weigh 350 pounds, I have a 20 inch penis, my testicles weigh 3 pounds, and my name is Turner Brown.’ The little Irishman says: ‘Turner Brown’! Sweet Jesus, I thought you said, “Turn Around.” |
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