Joke Of The Day: Redneck Magic Trick

Rubber Chicken A Black guy and a Redneck go into a pastry shop.

The black guy whisks three cookies into his pocket with lightning speed. The baker doesn’t notice. The black guy says to the redneck: “You see how clever black people are? You rednecks can never beat that!”

The redneck says to the black guy: “Any redneck is smarter than any black guy. Watch this and I’ll prove it to ya.”

He says to the baker, “Give me a cookie, I’ll show you a magic trick!”

The baker gives him the cookie, which the redneck promptly eats.

Then he says to the baker: “Give me another cookie for my magic trick.”

The baker is getting suspicious, but he gives it to him. He eats this one too.

Then he says again: “Give me one more cookie…”

The baker is getting angry now, but gives him one anyway.

The redneck eats this one too.

Now the baker is really mad, and he yells: “And where is your famous magic trick?”

The redneck says, “Look in the black guy’s pocket!

 

 

82 Yr Old Black Grandmother Tired Of Obama And The Democrat Party

Watch how quickly the corrupt mainstream media shuts off the truth, when a “BLACK WOMAN” steps outside the narrative of the left.

God bless this woman for telling it like it is!

A black grandmother who dialed in to a C-SPAN call-in program told the host that she voted early this year for Republicans because she is sick of “what the Democrat Party have done to my people.”

The woman, who was identified only as Joyce, called in to C-SPAN’s “Washington Journal” and told host Greta Brawner that she had voted the straight Republican ticket this year before launching into a passionate litany of all that is wrong with the Democrats.

“First, let me start by saying that I am an 82-year old, black, senior citizen grandmother and I voted straight Republican because I have been noticing for years what the Democrat party have done to my people,” she said.

Among the evils of the Democrats that she cites are abortion, the welfare state, and their inability or unwillingness to do anything about black unemployment.

“Unemployment is higher in the black community … we are double with unemployment than it is anywhere else.

“And I cannot stay, there is no way that I could continue to say that I was a Christian and stay in the Democrat party,” Joyce said. “They advocate for killing of babies, they advocate taking from the doers and giving to the ones that’s sitting doing nothing. and I’m not talking about the people that need help. Because with so many people getting help that doesn’t need help, it prevents the people that really help from getting it.”

Joyce also had a message for other blacks who categorize any opposition to President Barack Obama as racist.

“I hear my people calling in all the time saying that every time you say something against the ideology of President Obama, that you’re doing it because he is black. We need to stop that foolishness. This man is destroying this country,” she said. “And it’s what he intended to do. He said he was going to transform America and that’s what he’s doing.”

She also had some choice words for Texas Democrat gubernatorial candidate Wendy Davis that aren’t likely to help her campaign any — not that Abortion Barbie needs any more help destroying her campaign.

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82 Yr Old Black Grandmother Tired Of Obama And The Democrat Party

 

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