Tag: Birth
Joke Of The Day: Serious Problems
A woman gives birth by a Caesarian and passes out.
When she comes to her senses, the doctor approaches her bed and says: “I’m sorry to tell you, Mrs. Smith, that your baby has some serious problems.”
“What problems, doctor? I mean, when it arrives, I’ll love it. It’s my child and I’ll love it regardless.”
“Well, yes, of course,… but your child has no legs.”
“Oh dear. Well, it’s my child, and I’ll love it regardless.”
“And it hasn’t got any arms either.”
“What?”
“Exactly what I said. Your child doesn’t have a body, or a face. In fact, your child is only a very, very big ear.”
The woman is in anguish, but she still tells the doctor to bring her her son.
“Sonny, dear, it’s me your mother! Do you hear me!?”
“There is no need to scream,” says the doctor “it’s deaf.”
Joke Of The Day: Crazy Uncle Louie
A woman gives birth to twins, a girl and a boy.
Her husband isn’t there, and she doesn’t want to name them without him seeing them first. But the hospital insists that the babies must be named by the end of the day.
Crazy Uncle Louie overhears this and he names them (unbeknownst to the couple).
Later the husband arrives, and the happy couple are set to name the babies when a nurse informs them that Uncle Louie already took care of that.
“Oh no!” they cry. “He’s crazy and doesn’t know what he’s doing. What names did he pick?”
The nurse says, “Well, he named the girl Denise.”
“Whew, not bad. In fact, that’s nice.
And how about the boy?”
“Denephew.”
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