Whip Somebody’s Ass

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Apr 062017
 

I’m About to Whip Somebody’s Ass

The ultimate stress reliever.

When things are going really bad at work… just remember to stop and sing this little song to feel much better.

Enjoy!

Lyrics:

I’m about to whip somebody’s ass
Oh, I’m about to whip somebody’s ass
Oh, if you don’t leave me alone
You’re gonna have to send me home
Cause i’m about to whip somebody’s ass
 

 

Joke Of The Day: Tagging Wildlife

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Mar 182017
 
Rubber Chicken Bird Tags according to the Knight-Ridder News Service. The inscription on the metal bands used by the U.S. Department of the Interior to tag migratory birds has been changed. The bands used to bear the address of the Washington Biological Survey, abbreviated: Wash. Biol. Surv. until the agency received the following letter from an Arkansas camper:

“Dear Sirs: While camping last week I shot one of your birds. I think it was a crow. I followed the cooking instructions on the leg tag and I want to tell you, it was horrible.”

The bands are now marked Fish and Wildlife Service.