How To Tell That You Live In A Rough Neighborhood
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Nov 122017
Oct 162017
A little bird was flying south for the winter. It was so cold, the bird froze and fell to the ground into a large field. While she was lying there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on her. As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of cow dung, she began to realize how warm she was getting, as the dung was actually thawing her out. She lay there all warm and happy, and soon began to sing for joy. A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to investigate. Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile of cow dung, promptly dug her out and ate her.
Moral of the story
- Not everyone who sh*ts on you is your enemy.
- Not everyone who gets you out of sh*t is your friend.
- And when you’re in deep sh*t, it’s best to keep your mouth shut.
Oct 132017
Joke Of The Day: The Difference Between Crows And Ravens
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Aug 262017
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A biologist was asked to finally determine whether crows and ravens were, in fact, really two different subspecies of birds, which had been a matter of some conjecture for quite some time.
Given only a cursory glance, these birds appear to be virtually identical. The biologist spent considerable time watching the birds in their habitat and logging hours of observations. Their beaks were the same, their feet and their bodies showed no variable difference. But, at last, a breakthrough. The long feathers at the tip of a birds’ wings, which are called the pinion feathers (or pinions), provided the conclusion that ravens and crows do, in fact, have one crucial difference. A crow has five pinions, and a pinion has only four. So therefore, ergo, ipso facto, the difference between crows and ravens is a matter of a pinion.
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Jun 042017
