Army Veteran Tossed From Clinton Rally After Heckling Impeached Ex-President Bill Clinton

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Mar 222008
 

In my opinion calling Bill Clinton a “liar” does not qualify as heckling.

For nearly seven years, when he was president, Clinton haphazardly gutted our military and drew down its forces. At the same time, he surrendered decisions about the deployment of those forces to worthless multilateral agencies like the United Nations and NATO. That pushed us into conflicts where the relevance to America’s national interests was not always clear, and to military objectives that were often not matched with the political will to carry them out. That, in turn, resulted in the spectacle of American forces lobbing bombs at hostile targets like Serbia and Iraq, inflicting just enough damage to entrench their aggressive leaders further into power, while blackening our national image in the eyes of ever-larger populations across the globe.

Let’s face it, time and again; Clinton attempted to assert military superiority on the political cheap. The more men and women like Rick Brown are able to confront Clinton the better.

PA Vet Tossed Out of Clinton Rally


An army veteran was hauled away by secret service agents from a Clinton rally for disputing former president Bill Clinton’s claim that his wife, Hillary, would make a “great commander-in-chief.”

Last Wednesday, Rick Brown, a Pennsylvania resident and a 1973 graduate of West Point, attended a Hillary Clinton town hall meeting in Bethlehem, PA, a community 70-miles north of Philadelphia. Former president Bill Clinton was the featured speaker who arrived an hour and a half late to promote his wife’s credentials for the presidency. That state’s presidential primary is scheduled for April 22nd.

Twenty-minutes into Clinton’s speech Brown, a five-year army veteran, said he had heard enough and shouted his question. Clinton had claimed that there were 34 general officers who endorse Hillary for president and that she would make a “great commander-in-chief.”

Brown, whose son is a junior at West Point, interrupted Clinton to ask whether Hillary, if elected, would gut the military. Brown later explained that he wanted to dispel the myth that Hillary would make a “great commander-in-chief.” After all, Brown explained, “Bill Clinton had gutted the military during his term in office” which left the nation unprepared after the attacks on September 11, 2001.

“And you gutted our military. You’re a liar,” shouted Brown as he was escorted from the packed hotel ballroom. Brown, 56, explained, “It’s good the secret service got me out of there.” The room was filled with “Hillary lovers” and it could have “gotten ugly.”

Clinton made light of Brown’s remarks: “You know, whenever you find somebody screaming, it’s normally because they don’t have the facts on their side.”

“I thought they’d let me be quiet (and sit down) and [Clinton would] answer the question,” Brown said. But “I got my point out; he didn’t answer.”

Local press reports indicate that Clinton responded to Brown’s question by claiming that “In every respect, military readiness was greater when I left office than it is today.” “The Republicans gutted the military,” Clinton asserted.

Brown says that he “cringes that the Clintons might once again be in charge of the military.” “Military personnel can’t trust the Clintons to represent the facts to the public,” claims Brown. He fears the Clintons will put the military in dangerous situations and then blame the generals if things go wrong.

His only regret, Brown explained, is that what had been a lukewarm reception for Clinton became a “stirred up and passionate crowd” after the confrontation.


Joke Of The Day

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Mar 072008
 

Hillary Clinton went into a pet shop and found a beautiful, colorful parrot. “Does this parrot talk?” she asked. “Yes, he does,” the salesperson told her. “But why is this one only $50 and all the others are $500?” she asked. “Well, ma’am,” the salesperson told her, “not everyone would want to own this parrot. He spent many years in a whorehouse, and his language is terrible.”

“Well, I want him,” she said. “Suit your self,” the salesperson shrugged. When she got the parrot back home, she uncovered his cage and admired the colorful bird. The parrot tilted his head to one side, looked her straight in the eye, and said, “New house, new madam.” Hillary laughed.

Soon Chelsea and a friend came in and began admiring the bird. “New house, new whores,” the parrot observed. At first they were offended, but when Hilary explained about the bird’s history, they too, laughed at him.

A few minutes later, Bill Clinton entered the room. The parrot looked up from his feeder and said, “Hi, Bill.”

Monica Lewinsky: “I Am Voting Republican, The Democrats Left A Bad Taste In My Mouth”

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Feb 122008
 

This is funny but it is an Urban Legend.


This anecdote about Monica Lewinsky’s registering as a Republican because the Democrats left a bad taste in her mouth is just a joke, meant to provoke a guffaw over what is supposed to be an ill-conceived remark which can be taken two ways. Her escapades in the Oval Office have fated her to be forever the butt of jokes about fellatio, and this specious quote is just another instance of the phenomenon.

This fabricated bon mot surfaced in 1998, back when Monica was still trying to retain some shred of dignity and protect President Clinton by maintaining she “never had a sexual relationship with the president,” an extremely unlikely time for her to have been spouting off against Democrats. Moreover, despite the media feeding frenzy that accompanied the Clinton-Lewinsky scandal, this “quote” didn’t appear in a single news report of the time. Had Monica Lewinsky uttered such a thing, it would have been splashed about in newspapers across the nation and would have provided endless fodder for the talk radio hosts and morning DJs, not to mention Jay Leno’s nightly monologue.

The resurgence of this joke in mid-2003 likely had to do with Lewinsky’s return to the media spotlight as the host of yet another reality dating show, Fox TV’s Mr. Personality. The program featured twenty eligible bachelors vying for the favors of a beautiful investment firm associate named Hayley, but the catch was that the suitors were masked. At the end of each episode Hayley’s court of admirers was winnowed until a single mystery man remained to be declared the “winner.” Though Ms. Lewinsky’s role in the show was a minor one, it served to bring her back into the public eye. (Mr. Personality got off to a good start with its 21 April 2003 debut, but by the second week its ratings had faltered.)

Yet another part of the reason behind this quote’s appearance in mid-2003 might have had to do with the ramp-up towards the 2004 Presidential election, as both sides girded for what would likely be a particularly contentious campaign. Derogatory jokes about the opposing party are de rigueur, and the incumbent Republicans could hardly have improved upon this one, a bit of humor which provokes a smile while also reminding all and sundry that the last Democrat to occupy the Oval Office was a lying philanderer.

This is not the first time Presidential mistress Monica Lewinsky has had an apocryphal (fellative) quote attributed to her. In 2000, the rumor of the moment was a comment she’d supposedly made during a CNN interview with Larry King about her becoming a Jenny Craig spokesperson: “I’ve learned not to put things in my mouth that are bad for me.”