Win a Date With Bill Clinton

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Jun 122011
 

If you win, don’t wear a blue dress. And don’t worry… complimentary napkins will be provided.

An effort to pay off Hillary Clinton’s 2008 presidential campaign debt gives two lucky winners the chance to spend a day in the Big Apple with the current secretary of state’s husband, former President Bill Clinton.

By contributing as little as $10 online, people are entered to win a trip for two to New York for a day of adventure with the 42nd president. This will be the second time Bill Clinton has raffled off his time to help pay down his wife’s 2008 obligations. He made a similar jaunt last year when the debt total was at $700,000.

“I love meeting new people, and I so enjoyed when we flew one of Hillary’s biggest fans to New York to spend the day with me that I’d like to do it again,” Mr. Clinton wrote this week in an e-mail to millions of Hillary supporters. “You and a friend will have the chance to fly to New York to spend a day with me.”

As of April, the current secretary of state’s campaign organization, Hillary for President, owed almost $330,000, according to the most recent Federal Election Commission filing.

According to the Federal Election Commission, the campaign is in debt to political polling and strategic consulting firm Penn, Schoen and Berland Associates. Funds collected will be dispersed to the company, whose president Mark Penn was Hillary’s chief campaign strategist through her Senate and presidential races and an adviser during Clinton’s administration.

The deadline for donations in the competition is Tuesday, June 14th.

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How To Save The Airlines

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May 112011
 

Dump the male flight attendants. No one wanted them in the first place.

Replace all the female flight attendants with good-looking strippers! What the hell, they don’t even serve food anymore, so what’s the loss?

The strippers would at least triple the alcohol sales and get a ‘party atmosphere’ going in the cabin. And, of course, every businessman in this country would start flying again, hoping to see naked women.

Because of the tips, female flight attendants wouldn’t need a salary, thus saving even more money. I suspect tips would be so good that we could charge the women for working the plane and have them kick back 20% of the tips, including lap dances and ‘special services.’

Muslims would be afraid to get on the planes for fear of seeing naked women. Hijackings would come to a screeching halt, and the airline industry would see record revenues.

This is definitely a win-win situation if we handle it right — a golden opportunity to turn a liability into an asset.

Why didn’t Bush think of this? Why do I still have to do everything myself?

Sincerely,

Bill Clinton

Joke Of The Day

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May 022011
 

Hillary Clinton comes home unexpectedly one day and finds Bill Clinton in bed with a lady midget.

Upset and furious over his actions, Hillary screams, “You promised me two weeks ago that you would never cheat on me again!”

Trying his best to calm her down, Bill turns to Hillary and says, “Take it easy Dear, Can’t you see I’m trying to taper off?”

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