Bill Clinton And Elizabeth Hurley Had ‘Year-Long Affair’

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Feb 052014
 
Bill Clinton And Elizabeth Hurley Had ‘Year-Long Affair’

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Hey Hillary… “What difference does it make!”.

Extraordinary claims Elizabeth Hurley had a year long affair with President Bill Clinton after he flew her to Washington for sex, have surfaced in the U.S.

During their first secret tryst his wife Hillary was asleep in the next room.

The astonishing claim comes after a tape of the actress’s former boyfriend Tom Sizemore was found describing how he set Hurley, 48, up with the Clinton following a private screening of Saving Private Ryan at the White House in 1998 – scroll down for the audio.

The then President called the actress saying “Elizabeth, this is your Commander-in-Chief. I’m sending a plane to pick you up in three hours. Is that enough time?”

Hours later she is said to have arrived at the White House where charismatic Clinton gave her a personal tour before showing her Lincoln’s bedroom.

According to Radar Online the meeting was arranged after Clinton asked Sizemore, 52, if he was still in touch with his former girlfriend.

When the actor said he was, Clinton said: “You got her number don’t you?”

Actor Sizemore, who appeared in the Steven Spielberg film, said yes. “He then takes his phone out and goes ‘Give it to me?'” explained Sizemore.

In audio recording obtained by the US website, the actor said he perhaps should ask Hurley first if he can give out her number to which Clinton replies “You dumb mother******. I’m the Commander-in-Chief of the United States of America. The buck stops here. Give me the damn number.”

When he called her, she at first appeared coy but Clinton charmed her saying: “Listen Elizabeth, this is the President. I don’t have any time for the ****. I’m keeping the world from nuclear war all the time. I’m sending a plane to pick you up”.

Sizemore claimed it was the first night they politician and actress slept together.

The actor described Clinton as “6ft 4 with more charisma than 1,000 Brad Pitts”.

Bill Clinton and wife Hillary were apparently in separate bedrooms at the time.

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Here is the audio. Warning it contains strong language.

Quotes Attributed To Presidents

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Dec 082013
 

Quotes attributed to Presidents:

Nixon
Richard Nixon
I am not a crook.

Bill Clinton
Bill Clinton
I did not have sex with that woman.

George H Bush
George H. W. Bush.
Read my lips.

Obama
Barack Hussein Obama
I will have the most transparent administration.

I have Shovel ready jobs.

The IRS is not targeting anyone.

It was about a movie.

If I had a son.

I will put an end to the type of politics that “breeds division, conflict and cynicism”.

You didn’t build that.

I will restore trust in Government.

The cops acted stupidly.

I am not after your guns.

The Public Will Have 5 Days To Look At Every Bill That Lands On My Desk.

It’s not my red line it is the world’s red line.

Whistle blowers will be protected.

We got back Every Dime we Used to Rescue the Banks, with interest.

I will close Gitmo.

I am not spying on American citizens.

ObamaCare will be good for America.

You can keep your family doctor.

Premiums will be lowered by $2500.

You can keep your current healthcare plan.

I, Barrack Hussain Obama pledge to preserve, protect and defend the Constitution of the United States of America.

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Joke Of The Day: Pregnant Hillary

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Dec 032013
 
Rubber Chicken Hillary Clinton goes to her doctor for a physical, only to find out that she’s pregnant! She is furious. Here just decided to run for President and this has happened to her.

She gets Bill on the phone and immediately starts screaming: “How could you have let this happen? With all that’s going on right now, you go and get me pregnant! How could you?? I can’t believe this! I just found out I am five weeks pregnant and it is all your fault! Your fault! Well, what have you got to say?”

There is nothing but dead silence on the phone.

She screams again, “Did you hear me?”

Finally she hears Bill’s very, very quiet voice. In a barely audible whisper, he says, “Who is this?”