Tag: Bears
A Bear With An Itch
A Bear scratches an itch. Although, it is more probably marking it’s scent.
A huge bear that came into the yard in front of the house this morning – first he tried to pull down branches from our kusia dogwood (must remember the fruit it has in the fall!) Then it went to the birches and stood up to rub his back on the trunks, moaning and groaning and tearing at the bark with his claws and teeth while he was at it – he must have had some bad itches!. Notice the torn bark on the front birch from his first “rub” – the video shows him back for more rubs. He finally ampled up into the woods after I waved my arms and shouted at him, although it took him awhile to decide to leave!
Joke Of The Day: The Rabbit And The Bear
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There once was a bear and a rabbit and they hated each other. The bear and rabbit then stumbled upon a magical talking tree. The tree said: “I will grant you 3 wishes a piece if you will stop fighting!”
So the bear went first. “I wish all the bears in the forest are females.” And all the bears in the forest turned into females. The rabbit said: “I wish I had a helmet.” Rabbit gets the helmet and the bear looks at him funny. The bear wishes: “I wish all the bears in the country are females.” The wish was granted. The rabbit says, “I wish I have a motorcycle.” By this point the bear thinks the rabbit is the stupidest thing he’s ever seen. The rabbit could wish for money and have all the motorcycles in the world. The bear says: “I wish all the bears in the world are female.” The wish is granted. When it’s the rabbit’s turn to wish, he puts on his helmet, gets on his motorcycle, and says: “I wish that bear is gay.” |
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