Tag: Bears
Bear Steals Dumpster From Restaurant
A security camera catches a bear sniffing around for something to eat behind a Colorado restaurant. Eventually he just takes the entire dumpster.
Enjoy!
What does a bear do when it can’t open a dumpster?
A real-life Yogi Bear in Colorado Springs was caught on security cam snooping around a restaurant when it came upon a dumpster. After sniffing around for a minute, he goes all in and swipes the whole pick-a-nick basket.
Joke Of The Day: Alaska Tourist Warniing
If you are considering doing some camping this summer, please note the following public service announcement:
In Alaska, tourists are warned to wear tiny bells on their clothing when hiking in bear country.
The bells warn away MOST bears (brown, black, etc.), but be careful because they don’t scare Grizzly Bears.
Tourists are cautioned to watch the ground on the trail, paying particular attention to bear droppings to be alert for the presence of Grizzly Bears.
One can easily spot a Grizzly dropping because it has tiny bells in it.
Joke Of The Day: Gladly The Cross-Eyed Bear
A little boy came home with his parents from church one Sunday. He seemed a little depressed, so his mother asked him if something happened in Sunday school class that he would like to talk about.
He told his mother “Well, we were singing songs and the teacher made us sing about a poor bear named Gladly that needed glasses and I can’t stop thinking about him. She said he was cross-eyed and I feel bad for him.
The mother couldn’t understand why the teacher would teach such a song in Sunday school, so she decided to call her.
To the woman’s amazement, the teacher said she only taught hymns that morning. Then the teacher began laughing out loud and said to the mother, “I know what Jeffrey’s’ talking about! We learned the hymn ‘Gladly The Cross I’d Bear'”.
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