Joke Of The Day: Clinton’s Gold Urinal

Before Obama was elected President he went to see Bill and Hillary for some campaign advice, at their spacious home. After drinking several glasses of iced tea, he asked Bill Clinton if he could use his personal bathroom.

When he entered Clinton’s private toilet, he was astonished to see that Clinton had a solid gold urinal! Wow!

That afternoon, Obama told his wife, Michelle, about the urinal. “Just think,” he said, “when I am President, I too could have a gold urinal. But I wouldn’t have something so self-indulgent!”

Later, when Michelle had lunch with Hillary, she told Hillary how impressed Obama had been at his discovery of the fact that, in his private bathroom, Bill had a gold urinal.

That evening, when Bill and Hillary were getting ready for bed, Hillary smiled and said to Bill: “I found out who pissed in your saxophone.”

Everyday Hulk: In The Bathroom

For you and me, there’s nothing more irritating than running out of toilet paper. But when it happens to the Hulk, well … let’s just say you wouldn’t want to see him angry. (Actually, in this case … yeah, you would.)

Animator David Stodolny takes us inside the Bruce Banner bathroom to witness what happens when the green berserker encounters the sad sight of an empty cardboard roll.

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