Tag: Barack Obama
A Letter To My Employees
Dear Employees,
As the CEO of this organization, I have resigned myself to the fact that Barrack Obama is our President and that our taxes and government fees will increase in a BIG way. To compensate for these increases, our prices would have to increase by about 10%
But since we cannot increase our prices right now due to the dismal state of the economy, we will have to lay off sixty of our employees instead. This has really been bothering me, since I believe we are family here and I didn’t know how to choose who would have to go.
So, this is what I did.
I walked through our parking lots and found sixty ‘Obama’ bumper stickers on our employees’ cars and have decided these folks will be the ones to let go. I can’t think of a more fair way to approach this problem. They voted for change, I gave it to them.
I will see the rest of you at the Annual Company Picnic.
Joke Of The Day
A guy traveling through Mexico on vacation lost his wallet and all of his identification. Cutting his trip short, he attempted to make his way home but was stopped by the U.S. Customs Agent at the border. “May I see your identification, please?” asked the agent. “I’m sorry, but I lost my wallet,” replied the guy. “Sure buddy, I hear that every day. No ID, no entry,” said the agent. “But I can prove I’m an American!” he exclaimed. “I have a picture of Ronald Reagan tattooed on one side of my butt and George Bush on the other.” “This I gotta see,” replied the agent. With that, the guy dropped his pants and showed the agent his behind. “By golly, you’re right!” exclaimed the agent. “Have a safe trip back to Chicago.” “Thanks!” he said. “But how did you know I was from Chicago?” The agent replied, “I recognized Obama in the middle.”
Load More