Have You Ever Noticed?
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Jun 052013
Jun 052013
Jun 052013
A guy is sitting at a bar and orders a drink. At the same time the bartender turns the TV on and there is Barack Hussein Obama about to give a speech. The man yells, “There’s a horse’s ass!”
A guy gets up and punches him.. And the man left..
Then when Michelle Obama came on he said the same, “There’s a horse’s ASS…”
He then got punched again..
So he says to the bartender, “What is this, a Obama country?”
The bartender says “no, Horse country”
If You Voted For Obama
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Jun 022013
Joke Of The Day: A Farmer In The Field
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Jun 022013
A man is driving down a country road when he spots a farmer standing in the middle of a huge field of grass.
He pulls the car over to the side of the road and notices that the farmer is just standing there, doing nothing, looking at nothing.
The man gets out of the car, walks all the way out to the farmer and asks him, “Ah excuse me mister, but what are you doing?”
The farmer replies, “I’m trying to win a Nobel Prize.”
“How?” asks the man, puzzled.
“Well I heard they give the Nobel Prize to people who are out standing in their field.”