Joke Of The Day: Exploring The Moon

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May 142015
 
Rubber Chicken NASA sends an Obama voter and a chimpanzee to the moon.

When the rocket lands on the moon’s surface, the computer screen automatically switches itself on and the chimpanzee clicks on the desktop file that contains his instructions:

1) Ensure that rocket has landed at the correct co-ordinates and is anchored safely.
2) Check ALL life support systems.
3) Prepare laboratory for analyzing samples.
4) Put on space suit, step outside of rocket on to the surface, collect soil and rock samples, return to laboratory, conduct tests on samples and report back to Houston giving us your “best guess” as to whether or not the Moon is adequate for terraforming.

The chimp clicks out of his file and runs off to do his duties.

The Obama voter then sits in front of the computer and clicks on his file:

1) Feed the chimpanzee.

 

 

Obama Comments On Fox News

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May 122015
 

Obama Comments On Fox News
If there was any doubt… Yes Fox News lives rent free in his head.

A few pull quotes from this video say it all.

If you watch Fox News on a regular basis, it is a constant menu they will find like… folks that make me mad. I don’t know where they find them.

Does he watch Fox News on a regular basis?

Fox News needs to stop showing people who say “I don’t want to work, I just want a free Obama phone”.

We’re going to have to change how the media reports on these issues and how people’s impressions of what it’s like to struggle in this economy looks like and how budgets connect to that.

Change how the media reports?

Struggle in this economy? Isn’t the economy all good as we head into yet another “Summer of Recovery“? What side of his a$$ is he talking out of?

 

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Morsi’s Wife Threatens To Publish Letters From Hillary Clinton

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May 052015
 

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Muhammad Morsi’s wife threatens to publish letters from Hillary Clinton exposing a “special relationship” between the Muslim Brotherhood and Obama Administration.

Stealth Jihad?

The wife of former Egyptian president Muhammad Morsi is the latest Muslim Brotherhood “insider” to threaten to expose the special relationship between Morsi and the Obama administration—a relationship the latter insists never existed.

Nagla Mahmoud, Morsi’s wife, is reportedly angry at some statements recently made by Hillary Clinton, including that Morsi was “naïve” and “unfit for Egypt’s presidency,” as reported by Arabic media.

In the words of El-Mogaz News, Morsi’s wife “is threatening to expose the special relationship between her husband and Hillary Clinton, after the latter attacked the ousted [president], calling him a simpleton who was unfit for the presidency. Sources close to Nagla confirmed that she has threatened to publish the letters exchanged between Morsi and Hillary.”

The report continues by saying that Nagla accuses Hillary of denouncing her former close ally, the Brotherhood’s Morsi, in an effort to foster better relations with his successor, Egypt’s current president, Sisi—even though, as Nagla laments, “he [Morsi] was faithful to the American administration.”

Earlier, the son of Khairat al-Shatter—another top ranking Brotherhood member who was arrested during the June 2013 revolution that ousted Morsi—made similar assertions, threatening to expose documents that would “undermine his [U.S. president Obama’s] political future and land him in prison.”

Despite all these similar threats from Brotherhood insiders, and despite all the other evidence, the Obama administration insists that its relationship with the Muslim Brotherhood was no more special than its relationships to other Egyptian parties.

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