Joke Of The Day: Parking Problem At Church

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Jun 232018
 
Joke Of The Day: Parking Problem At Church A few years ago, I caught a story on the radio about a Baptist church that had a problem. It was with the Methodists down the street. Some Baptists were unable to find a space in their own parking lot because members of the nearby Methodist church, which met earlier than the Baptists, got there first. So the Baptist church had a problem.

Now, they COULD have towed the Methodist’s cars away. Or, they COULD have patrolled their lot Sunday mornings. Or, they COULD have written a letter to the offending church members imploring them to park elsewhere. But they didn’t.

Instead, they did something else. One Sunday morning they stuck a bumper sticker to every car in the lot — Baptist and Methodist alike. They all got one. The sticker read: “I’M PROUD TO BE A BAPTIST!”
 

 

 

 

Where Is Your OPT OUT?

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Oct 212013
 

Where Is Your OPT OUT?

Obama and his goons in the IRS are holding a gun to the average American’s head forcing us to accept ObamaCare.

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Joke Of The Day

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Mar 042012
 

A well-worn one-dollar bill and a similarly distressed twenty-dollar bill arrived at a Federal Reserve Bank to be retired. As they moved along the conveyor belt to be burned, they struck up a conversation. The twenty-dollar bill reminisced about its travels all over the country.

“I’ve had a pretty good life,” the twenty proclaimed. “Why I’ve been to Las Vegas and Atlantic City, the finest restaurants in New York, performances on Broadway, and even a cruise to the Caribbean.”

“Wow!” said the one-dollar bill. “You’ve really had an exciting life!”

“So tell me,” says the twenty, “where have you been throughout your lifetime?”

The one dollar bill replies, “Oh, I’ve been to the Catholic Church, Lutheran Church, the Baptist Church, and the Methodist Church.” The twenty-dollar bill interrupts, “What’s a church?”

Joke Of The Day

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Sep 082011
 

There are three truths in life:

1. Jews do not recognize Jesus as the Messiah….

2. Protestants do not recognize the Pope as the leader of the Christian faith…..

3. Baptists do not recognize each other in the liquor store.

NASCAR Prayer Gives Thanks For “My Smokin’ Hot Wife”

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Jul 252011
 

Maybe NASCAR didn’t know what it was getting when it hired Pastor Joe Nelms of the Family Baptist Church to deliver the invocation before Saturday night’s Federated Auto Parts 300 Nationwide Series race in Nashville.

Then again, maybe it did. Pastor Nelms’ prayer gave thanks for, among other things, “GM Performance Technology,” “Sunoco Racing Fuel,” and, bizarrely, “my smokin’ hot wife Lisa.”

Text can’t really describe what happened next:

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