Tag: Babies

A woman gives birth to twins, a girl and a boy.

Her husband isn’t there, and she doesn’t want to name them without him seeing them first. But the hospital insists that the babies must be named by the end of the day.

Crazy Uncle Louie overhears this and he names them (unbeknownst to the couple).

Later the husband arrives, and the happy couple are set to name the babies when a nurse informs them that Uncle Louie already took care of that.

“Oh no!” they cry. “He’s crazy and doesn’t know what he’s doing. What names did he pick?”

The nurse says, “Well, he named the girl Denise.”

“Whew, not bad. In fact, that’s nice.

And how about the boy?”

“Denephew.”