Tag: Automobiles
Joke Of The Day
I bought a new Ford Super Duty and returned to the dealer yesterday because I couldn’t get the radio to work.
The salesman explained that the radio was voice activated.
‘Nelson,’ the salesman said to the radio.
The radio replied, ‘Ricky or Willie?’
‘Willie!’ he continued and ‘On The Road Again’ came from the speakers.
Then he said, ‘Ray Charles!’, and in an instant ‘Georgia On My Mind’ replaced Willie Nelson.
I drove away happy, and for the next few days, every time I’d say, ‘Beethoven,’ I’d get beautiful classical music, and if I said, ‘Beatles,’ I’d get one of their awesome songs.
Yesterday, some guy ran a red light and nearly creamed my new truck, but I swerved in time to avoid him.
I yelled, ‘Ass Hole!’
Immediately the radio responded with, “Ladies and gentlemen, The President of The United States…”
Damn I love this truck!
Heated Seats
I have always loved “Gas Guzzling Cars” for their comfort and safety. I took out a Cadillac Escalade for a test drive the other day just to drive one before they become extinct.
The salesman sat in the front seat describing the car and all its wonderful options. The seats were of particular interest. He explained that the seats directed warm air to your butt in the winter and directed cool air to your butt in the summer heat.
I stated the car must be a Republican car. He asked why I thought it was a Republican car and I explained that if it were a Democratic car, the seats would blow smoke up your ass year-round.
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