Tag: Australia
Nissan GTR vs A Woman
Which is faster – a Nissan GTR or a Woman? :)
Now this is something really awesome. Jeremy formally from British Top Gear, had come up with this crazy and original idea to organize a `drag challenge` between the world`s fastest road car, Nissan Skyline GTR and one of the fastest female athletes in the world, the Australian 100 meters champion, Michelle Jenneke.
I`m sure that the great Nissan GTR does not need much of introduction, except the raw facts that it is equipped with an engine that generates 485 HP, has four wheel drive, has perfect launch control and is one of the fastest road cars in the world.
And its opponent is Michelle Jenneke. For those of you who don`t know much about sports, except cars, this athlete is Australian 100 meters hurdles women`s champion, who actually became famous for her warm up routine before each race – her dancing moves.
So, according to Jeremy, the most important question in Motorsport – which is faster? A Nissan GTR or a woman?
Joke Of The Day: The Australian Groom
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An American woman of 40 wants to get married, but she is only willing to marry a man if he has never been (sexually) with a woman. After several unsuccessful years of searching, she decides to take out a personal ad.
She ends up corresponding with a man who has lived his entire life in the Australian Outback. They end up getting married. On their wedding night, she goes into the bathroom to prepare for the festivities. When she returns to the bedroom, she finds her new husband standing in the middle of the room, naked, and all the furniture from the room piled in one corner. “What happened?” she asks. “I’ve never been with a woman” he says, “but if it’s anything like screwing a kangaroo… I’m gonna need all the room I can get!”
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100 Meter Long Slip ’n’ Slide
Enjoy!
Annual Borrud Slip n Slide down at the farm kicked off this year on Australia (Straya) Day !
Then continued on the next weekend.
Over 75 sliders this year taking advantage of the long summer days and warm temps.
Special thanks to Peter Cape, Nick Hill, Andy, Seb, Nick Healey, Will Gardner, Robin, Clive, & Matt Hehman, for their work on this year’s slide. Next year has a few new surprises in store.
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