Joke Of The Day: Baby Planes

Rubber Chicken A mother and her 5-year-old son were flying Air New Zealand from Auckland to Sydney.

The son (who had been looking out the window) turned to his mother and asked, “If big dogs have baby dogs and big cats have baby cats, why don’t big planes have baby planes?”

The mother, who couldn’t think of an answer, told her son to ask the flight attendant. So the little guy walks up to the galley and asks the flight attendant,

“If big dogs have baby dogs and big cats have baby cats, why don’t big planes have baby planes?”

The flight attendant responded, “Did your mother tell you to ask me that?”

The boy said, “Yes, she did.”

“Well, then, please tell your mother that there are no baby planes because Air New Zealand always pulls out on time. Ask her to explain that to you.”

 

 

F1 2013 vs 2014 Sound Comparison

F1 2013 vs 2014 Sound Comparison

 
A sound comparison between 2013 and 2014 Formula One cars on the pit straight at Albert Park, Australia as they complete the first lap.

The Global Warming fanatics have officially killed Formula One!
 

In other words: 2.4L V8 engines (F1 2013) vs 1.6L turbocharged V6 engines (F1 2014).

Filmed both times from the stands of the Albert Park track in Melbourne, Australia.

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Domino’s Australia Pizza Complaints

Domino’s Australia Pizza Complaints

 
These are all supposedly 100% real complaints from the Domino’s Pizza Australia Facebook page.

Enjoy!

Sometimes I forget that white people problems also happen outside of the US. Take Australia, for example. It seems that the Domino’s Pizza Facebook page is rife with instances of pizza issues that just don’t seem all that important. Though for the person typing the complaint, I am sure that it felt like the end of the world.

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Snake Eats Crocodile

Snake Eats Crocodile

Snake Eats Crocodile

After a 5-hour-long battle, a 10-foot snake swallowed a crocodile whole in front of a shocked crowd of onlookers at Lake Moondarra in Queensland, Australia.

Australia… where every single thing can kill you. Even the flowers.


Snake Eats Crocodile

A snake has eaten a crocodile in an epic duel captured by onlookers at a Queensland lake.

The whopper python took on the croc at Lake Moondarra, near Mount Isa, on Sunday. A Mount Isa woman, Tiffany Corlis, was having breakfast nearby when canoeists racing on the lake alerted her about the endurance battle playing out nearby.

She grabbed her camera and took a series of shots that documented the enormous snake’s assault on the much smaller croc, which was about a metre long.

By the time Corlis started watching, the python had already coiled its body around the crocodile and was beginning to strangle it.

“[The crocodile] was fighting at the start, so it was trying to keep its head out of water and survive,” she told ABC North West Queensland Radio on Monday. But as the morning sort of progressed, you could tell that both of them were getting a little weaker.

“Finally, the croc sort of gave in and the snake had uncoiled for a little while and had a brief break and then actually started to consume the crocodile.”

Corlis said it was amazing to witness. “It was just unbelievable,” she said. “We were sort of thinking that the snake had bitten off a little more than it could chew.

“But it did. It actually ate the crocodile.”

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