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Tag: Atheists
Joke Of The Day: The Christian and the Atheist
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There’s a little old Christian lady living next door to an atheist. Every morning the lady comes out onto her front porch and shouts “Praise the Lord!”.
The atheist yells back, “There is no God”. She does this every morning with the same result. As time goes on, the lady runs into financial difficulties and has trouble buying food. She goes out onto the porch and asks God for help with groceries, then says “Praise the Lord”. The next morning she goes out onto the porch and there’s the groceries she asked for, and of course, she shouts “Praise the Lord!”. The atheist jumps out from behind a bush and says, “Ha, I bought those groceries – there is no God”. The lady looks at him and smiles, she shouts “Praise the Lord, not only did you provide for me Lord, you made Satan pay for the groceries!”
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Ben Carson Sets Atheist Straight
Ben Carson, while speaking to the Faith and Freedom Conference in Washington, D.C. told a story about how he responded to an attack from a particularly aggressive atheist:
“I remember a few years back I was engaged in a debate in Hollywood with a leading atheist. This guy thinks anybody who believes in God is a total moron. As they got to the end of the conversation, you know, he is denigrating anybody who could believe in Creation, I said, “You know what? You win.”
“I believe I came from God, and you believe you came from a monkey. And you’ve convinced me you’re right.”
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