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Joke Of The Day: Praise The Lord

Joke Of The Day: Praise The Lord An elderly lady was well-known for her faith and for her boldness in talking about it. She would stand on her front porch and shout, “PRAISE THE LORD!”

Next door to her lived an atheist who would get so angry at her proclamations that he would shout, “There ain’t no Lord!”

Hard times set in on the elderly lady, and she prayed for God to send her some assistance. She stood on her porch and shouted, “PRAISE THE LORD! God, I need food. I am having a hard time. Please, Lord, send me some groceries.”

The next morning, the lady went out on her porch and noted a large bag of groceries and shouted, “PRAISE THE LORD!”

The neighbor jumped from behind a bush and said, “HA…HA. I told you there was no Lord! I bought those groceries, myself! God didn’t!”

The lady started jumping up and down and clapping her hands and saying, “PRAISE THE LORD! He not only sent me groceries, but He made the Devil pay for them! PRAISE THE LORD!”

 

 

 

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Joke Of The Day: The Christian and the Atheist

Rubber Chicken There’s a little old Christian lady living next door to an atheist. Every morning the lady comes out onto her front porch and shouts “Praise the Lord!”.

The atheist yells back, “There is no God”.

She does this every morning with the same result. As time goes on, the lady runs into financial difficulties and has trouble buying food. She goes out onto the porch and asks God for help with groceries, then says “Praise the Lord”.

The next morning she goes out onto the porch and there’s the groceries she asked for, and of course, she shouts “Praise the Lord!”.

The atheist jumps out from behind a bush and says, “Ha, I bought those groceries – there is no God”.

The lady looks at him and smiles, she shouts “Praise the Lord, not only did you provide for me Lord, you made Satan pay for the groceries!”

 

 

 

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