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Joke Of The Day
Letter to Dad by An Arab Sheikh student:
Dear Dad,
Berlin is a wonderful city, Germans are nice and I really like it here, but Dad, I am bit ashamed to arrive to my college with my Gold Mercedes, when all them my professors travel by train.
Your Son
Nasser
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Response by the Arab Sheikh Dad:
Loving son,
I just transferred Twenty Five Million Dollars to your Bank account, please stop embarrassing our family, go and get yourself a train too.
Your Dad
Joke Of The Day
A Mexican, an Arab, and an Arizona man are in the same bar.
When the Mexican finishes his beer, he throws his glass in the air, pulls out his pistol, and shoots the glass to pieces. He says, ‘In Mexico , our glasses are so cheap we don’t need to drink with the same one twice.
The Arab, obviously impressed by this, drinks non-alcohol beer (cuz he’s a muslim!), throws it into the air, pulls out his AK-47, and shoots the glass to pieces. He says, ‘In the Arab World, we have so much sand to make glasses that we don’t need to drink with the same one twice either.’
The Arizona man, cool as a cucumber, picks up his beer, downs it in one gulp, throws the glass into the air, whips out his 45, and shoots the Mexican and the Arab. Catching his glass, setting it on the bar, and calling for a refill, he says, ‘In Arizona , we have so many illegal aliens that we don’t have to drink with the same ones twice.’
Ferrari World – Abu Dhabi
Ah… imagine the possibilities if we were allowed to drill for oil in our own country. Instead we are making a group of people that hate us very rich all while we are turning our own county into a third world nation!
Ferrari World Abu Dhabi, you only need to say the name and the possibilities start racing through your head. This is a world first from a brand that thrives on being first.
Opening in 2010, Ferrari World Abu Dhabi is set to be the worlds largest indoor theme park, sitting under a roof designed in the style of a classic double-curve body shell of a Ferrari GT car. There is energy, excitement and passion for the entire family at Ferrari World Abu Dhabi. With over 20 rides and attractions, including the worlds fastest rollercoaster, Ferrari World is more than a theme park it is where Ferraris legendary story is unveiled.
Ferrari World Abu Dhabi will captivate the whole family with its array of engaging activities. Couple this with its extremely innovative architecture, a dash of Italian spirit, and you will surely live an experience like nothing else you have before.
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